Anakin Skywalker seemed like such a cute (albeit annoying) little kid in Star Wars: Episode I. Shame he had to go all H.A.M. on us, take on the mantle of Darth Vader, and join the Dark Side. If he hadn’t, though, the first six episodes of Star Wars would’ve been really boring: “Anakin grew up to be a spaceship mechanic, married a local barmaid, and had two very well-behaved children. The end.”  Yawn. Good thing for us he didn’t, right?